• So you think you’re brave enough?

    This bottle of vodka contains an actual fully edible Scorpion. This is not for the faint hearted. If you think you can handle this then treat yourself or treat a friend to this interesting gift.

    As well as it’s novelty factor, the eight-legged lush in each bottle has other benefits. No, really. For starters it’s guaranteed to scare any would-be booze bandits. Alcohol infused with a scorpion is said to remove toxins from the body when consumed, a little like a mini detox program. What’s more, it imparts a soft, woody taste to the vodka and smooths off its sharp edge. £13.99 from http://www.toxicfox.co.uk/scorpion-vodka